Friday, December 23, 2011

Hey, Jimmy Handsome, here as contributor under Esti's Log-in till I accept my invitation. December 23rd, 2011


What a bunch of assholes.  Hey everyone, it's Jimmy Handsome, with the nightly bar report.

Today was only lightly cloud with a small batch of sandpaper dildos.  We are out of Pinot Grigio for lube and we packed the back storage room so hard we can't pack it anymore.

We need to start taking care of our french presses.  We've broken five top pieces that are non-replacable. Hand-wash that shit.

The walk-in has been kept in a great condition.  Thanks everybody!

We need a batch of cookies in the morning.

I put the fruit and shake mix in the reach-in.  Use those first.

Thanks everyone for doing such a gosh darn splendid job.  I feel like Santa Clause's slave elves couldn't do a better job.

Jimmy Handsome
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4 comments:

  1. felizbalizDecember 23, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    Last thought, stop making condoms out of the plastic wrap. It's costing us too much money.

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  2. NicoleDecember 23, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    What bothers me is that Kirk doesn't have a computer, and he's opening, as he is wont to do.

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  3. ChaseDecember 23, 2011 at 9:35 AM

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  4. ChaseDecember 23, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    what he lacks in a computer he makes up with an infectiously hearty laugh.

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